just your average dumbass

Things To Do After Top Surgery

badass-boytoy:

- Sleep shirtless

- Go for a run with no shirt on

- Grow chest hair

- Go to the beach only in board shorts

- Buy more douchey shirts

- Skinny dipping??

- Mow lawns with my guns out as well as my amazing pecks

- Get rid of these damn tan lines

- Actually go outside to tan

- Get a massage from a girl without feeling even more stressed

- Lay in front of a fan on a hot day in nothing but boxers

- Show off my six pack that I have yet to form

- Work out my upper body even more

- Just put a shirt on in the morning and go

- Shirtless selfies

- Be dysphoria free

- Feel comfortable in my own skin

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Jul 30, 2016

fetalpile:

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

Beware Sping-arm Sam

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Jul 21, 2016

conquerorwurm:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

My uncle has this toy that goes from kitschy to disturbing in very little time.

A life of endless torment

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Jul 21, 2016

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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Jul 21, 2016

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Jul 21, 2016

Anonymous asked:

😍

😍 right back atcha

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Jul 21, 2016

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Jul 21, 2016

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

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Jun 05, 2016

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Jun 05, 2016

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Jun 05, 2016

handsomedogs:

This is Bumble Bee the Basset Hound dressed appropriately. @modjohnlock

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Jun 05, 2016

united states of america

gunsandfireandshit:

newhampshit:

east coast

west coast

the south

the midwest

Maryland 

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Jun 05, 2016

buckysbeauty-capsbooty:

undercoverfandoms:

Sebastian Stan training vs fighting in the Winter Soldier

I will never stop being impressed by this

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Jun 05, 2016

heart:

holyjesusbatman:

heart:

if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why

Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s to stop you from having pizza salad? Ice cream salad? Chicken nugget salad? all you have to do is cut it up and there you fucking go it’s salad.

wait this is really smart

@write-my-worries the same thing but soup

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May 26, 2016

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May 26, 2016